DJ Jake Kills Feminem
Who Made This Site?
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Why Does DJ Jake Hate Feminem?
     DJ Jake hates Feminem for many reasons. The first and most obvious reason is the fact that DJ Jake is a Juggalo. When Feminem dissed ICP, he was dissing the entire Psychopathic Family. As a part of that family, DJ Jake felt the need to retaliate. He created the Feminem diss song, "The Really Slim Penis", which was spread throughout the world via Napster, before Metallica, Dr. Gay, Feminem, and a various assortment of other people had it shut down. In 2001, DJ Jake registered the domains names "feminem.com" and "slimanus.com" and begun work on this website. Since then it has become the #1 place on the web to diss the overrated mainstream "artist" Feminem. DJ Jake also hates Feminem for playing into the fact that there's millions of stupid people in the world. These stupid people are influenced by the media, MTV, the radio, and the rest of the mainstream world, and become superficial fans of Feminem, just because he's "popular" or "hot". These people then purchase Feminem merchandise because they want to fit in with the general "popular" society. Another reason DJ Jake hates Feminem is because Feminem cares nothing for his fans, and all he truly does care about is making money. Feminem also continually steals good ideas from the underground music world. DJ Jake hates Feminem because he constantly lies in his songs, and continually says things he doesn't mean, and can't prove. Feminem is also hated because he has shown no sympathy towards the events of 9/11, and even showed his disrespect by dressing up as Osama bin Laden. Another reason DJ Jake hates Feminem is because Feminem is a faggot! DJ Jake hates gay men. DJ Jake has no problem with lesbians, but he hates gay or bisexual men.
DJ Jake's Comments
     Where to start? First of all, I'll thank all the Femi-Haytaz and the supporters of this website. Thank you for agreeing with me, you people are awesome, and I'll do my best to continue to lay this shit down for you all. To all the haters: I don't give a fuck if you hate me or this website. You can straight up eat a dick. If you're stupid enough to send me hate mail, go ahead and do it. Just realize that every time you do submit hate mail to me, you are HELPING this website expand and grow. Secondly, I don't give a fuck what you have to say, and how much you think I'm wasting my time. The bottom line is this... if I truly cared what you thought, this website would not be running. Since it is obviously running, it means I don't give a shit what you think, and nothing you say to me can change that fact. It's my choice to hate Eminem and spread the word about his superficial thug image and his bitchass lies. I personally think hate mail is amusing, so if you want to make me laugh, by all means send me some. Try to be original about it... many of the Femi-Fans read my disses to the hate mailers, and then repeat that EXACT same diss at me, because they know it was such a good diss. The fact is this: they can't even think of a diss on their own that's worth saying! They have to use exactly what I say because they're completely unoriginal bastards! Many of the Femi-Fans out there think I'm jealous of Eminem... that's a fucking laugh! I'm GLAD I'm not Eminem. I'm glad I don't have brainless fans. I'm glad my talent is not superficial. I don't care about being rich either. I was born without money, I live without money, and I'll die without money, I don't give a fuck about money. I'm content with who I am. Go on and say it, I'm not a nice person. I'll admit it, I'm EVIL to the people I hate, but I'm fuckin' loyal and nice to my allies, friends, and family. I don't care if you don't agree with my beliefs, you can diss me all you want. I truly don't care what you think. If I cared, this website wouldn't be running.