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Kim Mathers Under Arrest 10/26/03 |
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The whore of a slut ex-wife of Marshall Mathers was arrested recently for missing two court appearances concerning her cocaine possession case. She is also charged with driving using a suspended license, and unsafe driving near a stopped emergency vehicle. Eminem's ex-taste in women truly reflects his own mis-education and problematic lifestyle. I can't wait to see what Hailey turns out to be... a transsexual? Future president of Harvey Milk High School? Nah, she'll probably be pregnant with Eminem's child. MCL, DJ Jake |
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The day has arrived. The new forums section for this website is now available to the general public. Before proceeding to the link below, please read this paragraph to its entirety. If you hate Eminem, please register for the forums. For those of you never experiencing forums, don't worry, you can set in you profile that your email address will not be revealed on the forums. But if you want it listed, by all means, go ahead. After registration, you'll never receive any emails from *the forums* (spam, advertisements, etc... that's for the Femi-Fans). You'll receive activation information, and password help should you forget your information. As for the Registration Agreement Terms, well... you know me, and you know the content of this website, so you know I'm lenient about the content that you post, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Just sign up and enjoy the interactive Femi-Haytin'. Anyway, if you're a Femi-Fan, you need not sign up, because there's a special "The War Zone" section for you to post your brainless comments IF you believe you can take on the rest of us, because we'll be replying and humiliating you, and that section does not require you to have an account. Any abuse from you, and you will be booted for life. Here is the long-awaited location:
http://www.feminem.com/Forum
MCL, DJ Jake |
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Forums Coming This Weekend, Mp3s Working 10/22/03 |
The time has arrived at last! This weekend, probably Saturday the 25th of October, the forums for Feminem.com will finally be online, and you may sign up for your own personal screenname and begin the interactive shit-talking of Eminem. So don't forget to check back late Saturday for more details about the forums, and to sign up. Since I've been too busy of late to accept emails and post new disses, I'm eager to have all of you posting your own comments and replies in the forums section. Oh yeah, Eminem fans, don't bother signing up, you'll receive the boot and will be blocked from interaction henceforth.
As promised, all the currently listed Mp3s in the Other Songs section (Professional, not Amateur) are finally available for download, so hit them up now if you haven't heard them. And if you don't like it, delete the Mp3, like I give a fuck. In any case, they're available, so the next Mp3s I'll be posting are the amateur songs in that same section. Up to today (when I posted about 16 songs), I made it a point to upload at least one more properly-tagged Mp3 per day. So you can expect much the same in the amateur section. Enjoy. MCL, and don't forget to come back for the forums! DJ Jake |
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The Chicago Cubs Goat 10/16/03 |
I'm a native Chicagoian, so I've been following the Cubs through the playoffs recently. As pessimistic as I am, it doesn't surprise me that my team didn't make it. But they should've won game 6. In the top of the eighth inning, a Chicago fan attempted to catch a foul ball that left fielder Moises Alou was about to snag for the 2nd out. The ball was deflected from Alou's grasp, and Florida went on from there to rape the Cubs with 8 runs, making the game 8-3. Now, I'm not blaming the loss entirely on this fan, but he was the primary and first reason things fell apart. If the fan didn't interfere, there would be another out, and not a walk, followed by some bullshit pitching. And I do believe that if the ball was caught, Florida still would've scored in the inning... possibly making it 3-2 or 3-1. And who's to say what we would've done in that fan's shoes, but damn!... if you have a foul ball that is catchable by one of the players, step the fuck back. As far as I'm concerned, there are two kinds of fans that attend games... the ones that follow the team closely and do everything they can to contribute support, and then the typical fans that just show up to have a good time and possibly catch some thrills. This Steven Bartman fellow was obviously there to just catch some thrills... and so were some other dumbasses surrounding him.
In any event of historical repetition, I put together a parody picture really quickly that you Eminem-hating Cubs fans will enjoy. Simply check out gallery 4 of the Pictures section to view the entire size of the picture. Eminem (Steven Emineman) was the real goat of the game. Eminem is the goat of the world. Anyway... go Bears. Aww shit. MCL, DJ Jake |
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Progress Towards Forums 10/14/03 |
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Progress is slowly being made on the upcoming Forums section for this website. The pieces are all in place, but all the bugs are being filtered out first. Once everything is set to go, I'll reveal the location of the Forums, so you can sign up and begin the interactive Femi-Haytin' you've been waiting for. Right now, that's been top priority, so I haven't been learning advanced webscripting methods as much as I'd like. Eventually, everything will fall into place. I have uploaded a new Picture and a non-performed Song Lyric, but that's about it. And many of the undownloadable songs in the Other Songs section will gradually become accessible once again. Just keep checking. MCL, DJ Jake |
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Wicked Wonka Tour Review 10/6/03 |
  Sup, err'body? I'm pleased to report random chants of "fuck Eminem" still break out at ICP's concerts while everyone waits in "line". As well as chants directed towards police officers like, "go eat donuts," "piggy pie," and "fuck the police." Of course, much of that was in response to some random Juggalo being arrested by the cops... but whatever. In any event, I just yesterday attended the Wicked Wonka Tour in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I decided to be in Abq instead of Phoenix due to knowing more people around Abq. Quite unfortunately, they got the bone when trying to attend, but that's a different story that doesn't matter.
Okay, so the bottom line, the show was awesome. It was, however, the most violent show I've been to, to date. I'd have to say that there were at least 1000 Juggalo/ettes at the show, but it's not like I counted. *Shout out to "Crazy Ju" from Utah if you're out there*. Alright, after a few hours of standing around, we're let in, and we all get crushed in the front of the crowd for Tech N9ne's performance, which is fresh, despite my lack of knowledge concerning their completed works. There was this asshole of a Ninja with a Soopa Villians shirt on that was pushing everyone back constantly. Eat a dick. As soon as Tech N9ne was done, that Soopa Villians shirt guy took off, and good riddance. Quit sportin' Psychopathic if you're riding 9's nuts exclusively.
I work my way to the 2nd row in the very front, but crushed and bruised from a thousand Juggalos attempting to stand where I'm standing. Kottonmouth Kings comes on stage. Hella awesome. I don't know names... but that one guy with face paint and a megaphone jumped into the crowd, and his studded-belt jacked the top of my head. Alright, so KMK left and still, everyone was pushing and pulling like a motherfucker, people near passing out left and right, and I'm feeling it too. Then the Goddamned "security" people are denying us even a sip of water from the bottles blatantly sitting on the speakers on the stage. If I wanted something to drink though, I could've taken off my shirt and squeezed about a quart of sweat from it... and not just my sweat *uhg*. But the front was just as packed as could be, and stingy security bitches don't give us shit. Some stage guys threw a few bottles of water at the left and right sides of the stage, but that doesn't do us, the very front people who are taking most of the impact, any good.
So fuck it. I climb my way over the front and walk over to the refreshments line to get a drink. I downloaded a few of Bone Thugs & Harmony's songs earlier in the week, and I knew I wouldn't miss anything good. Basically the second that I head towards the line for water, they start playing. I'm sure some of their material was fresh, but I didn't care for what I had previously heard. So I hit up some water, and then the merch booth for Psychopathic, and claimed a Halloween Wraith shirt, and put that on instead of the sweaty-stanky shirt I was wearing. Then I sat out the rest of BTH.
ICP hit the stage and BOOM... I'm thrusting myself back into the crowd having a hella awesome time. And in one of the earlier songs, Violent J tosses/kicks (don't remember) a Faygo headed straight for me. And in my attempt to catch it (with Faygo'ed hands, on a slippery Faygo bottle), it straight up JACKS me right above my right eye. Then I was dazed for a second trying to find a Faygo bottle on the ground that someone else already picked up. Alright so I shook that off, but I was bleeding, just didn't know how bad. Just battle scars, love them. The show was hella awesome, I can't say it enough. I don't care what kind of injuries I endured or left-ear hearing loss I've suffered, the show was straight up awesome, and ICP's set was awesome as well. Including the costumes for the Oompa Loompas, Play With Me toys, and the Boogieman.
Concert ends, and we all disperse. When I get back home, I take a look in the mirror, and holy shit! I didn't know my cut bled all the way down my face. But it looked kool, so I took a picture. Just another Faygo-related battle scar to show off. Hell yeah. So if the Wicked Wonka Tour is coming your way, hit it up, and it'll hit you up, and everyone will have a great time! MCL, DJ Jake |
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