It's Finally Upon Us
9/26/02 |
As many of you know, the new layout for Feminem.com will be arriving on September 30th... just a few days away! This posting is to let you know that if you're reading this, then everything you submit henceforth will not be posted until the new layout drops. The good shit is finally here. Also, I've located a new server for the website, so the next few days it should be properly transferred over, with the typical and unexpected downtime. That's life. But hopefully the new server will be a helluva lot more stable than the old shit that crashed every other week. Once the transfer is complete, I'll have the adequate hosting space to host all the Mp3s of songs once again. Thanks for your patience.
As for updates... there's a few to mention. There's 3 new "Hate Mails" to read and laugh at. A typical assortment of email addresses have been added to the "Shit List", and a new "Song Lyric" and a few "Comments" have been posted. That should be it until the new layout drops. I must say, this current version of the website is amateur-istic. The new layout is at least semi-professional. Be sure to come back on the 30th. MCL, DJ Jake |
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Mad Fresh Replies
9/22/02 |
The updates are here! Eminem gets dissed more, but his Femi-Fans receive yet another beat-down from DJ Jake. Eight, yes EIGHT new "Hate Mails" have been added and replied to. So if you're in the mood to read the stupidity of typical Eminem fans, check them out. There's also some new "Pictures" in the 2nd gallery. New "Song Lyrics" have also been added. There would be more song lyrics, but I had to reject a few submissions because the lyrics were either too short, or weren't proofread before submission. So correct them and get them back to me so I can post that shit. There's also a few new "Comments" in the "Other Disses" section. Check it all out, especially the hate mail.
As for the war with "Pharmicuiticals", DJ Jake and all fans of this website have the upper hand. I would like to make something clear though... I hear that Shawn (Pharmicuiticals) is telling people the he did not write those emails, or didn't say what he said in the AIM conversations. Shawn, the faggot, is lying. I can personally forward each and every hate mail that has been sent to me. I can also personally send the HTM of the AIM conversation I had with that bitchass faggot. He is ashamed of what he's already said, so now he's trying to cover up his past actions by denying that they ever took place! Only a Femi-Fan would believe that I make up those hate mails anyway. The hate mail you see on this website is as stupid as Femi-Fans truly are. |
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Song Downloads And Updates
9/20/02 |
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This is just a real quick posting to let you know a few details concerning shit going down within the next few days. First of all, if there's an Mp3 or some song you want to download from this website, there's a good change it's offline right now. I posted this to let you know that many of the songs should be up sometime on Sunday. Right now, however, don't be surprised if many of them are undownloadable. Also, concerning new hate mail and Feminem diss submissions, I'll have new postings on Sunday. Keep checking back, new shit's always on the way. |
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Femi-Haytion Continues
9/18/02 |
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If you've wanted to contact the Webmaster of this website recently, and were unable to because the information wasn't listed, tough shit. But it's back online now, so if you remember what the fuck you wanted to talk to DJ Jake about, then hit him up an email again. Otherwise, if you wanted to submit a Feminem diss, you can also do that once again from the proper section of this website. Lastly, I'm officially announcing that the new design for this website will NOT be online early, and it will premiere on September 30th, no later. Good shit's coming. Stay in touch. |
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The War Effort: Pharmicuiticals Retreating
9/13/02 |
For those of you who have been following the "Hate Mail" activity in the past recent week, you've known that a fake-ass bitch named Shawn with email address of Pharmicuiticals@aol.com "declared war" on my website. I assured him this was a bad idea, and now he's beginning to believe it. His most recent hate mail clearly mentions his inability to put up with our hating on his account. My advice, keep it up until his account is disregarded! Take his email and sign it up with various SPAM newsletters of all kinds, or just flood his email account with emails, or better yet, pester him on AIM, his screenname is "Pharmicuiticals". This Shawn faggot picked the wrong fight. The Femi-Haytaz allied with this website will back me up all the way. You're going down, Shawn. One more piece of advice about him, he has admitted to only having a DIAL-UP internet connection, so send him some big-ass files so it'll take him hours to download that shit. Lastly, comments from a "Jeff" mentioned this information which will be useful in Pharmicuiticals's destruction:
"Yo this is for everyone who has read "Shawn the MSG gang members" E-mails. Him and his friend Brett go to my school. They are nothing but little Sophomore faggots who sit at a table by themselves and have 3 friends. Shawn is like 5'9 and 130 lbs, he plays on my football team. He's a 3rd string wide receiver. I would beat the ever-living shit out of him in the name of all Juggalos, but I can't until football season's over cuz I'll get booted off the team. Plus I'm 18 and he's 16, but me and all the Juggalos hid his clothes in the girls locker room lmao! I read that he says all the Juggalos that go to my school get made fun of, HA HA HA, him and his 2 butt buddies get picked on hardcore because I go to 99% white school and they act like hardcore street thugs, he even calls everyone "niggas". He wears the same Fubu shirt to school each day and gets called "redneck newcomer" cuz he dresses black and talks like a fuckin' hillbilly. He tries his hardest to dress like Fem, he has hair dyed like Fem's and everything. But he will get what comes to him if we ever see him out we all talk mad shit to him, he has a 3-man gang and they are pussies. You'll always see him sitting on the wall with his fuck buddy Brett with their awesome white bandannas on waiting for the school bus to pick them up. MSG stands for "Mink Shoals Gang" the town itself maybe has 200 people living in it, and they go around and spray paint signs and deface a grade-school writing "MsG" Yes they are hardcore gang members often seen cruising on their 20" rims... of the mongoose bikes that they ruthlessly terrorize people on. Yes, these boys are so skinny and pathetic they can be scary." This just in: AIM conversation between DJ Jake and Pharmicuiticals, check out the "Comments" section under "Other Disses".
In other news, this website has been updated with all the new shit once again, and as I mentioned in the last posting, I'm taking a break so I can get something done this weekend that doesn't concern the website. I've taken the "Contacts" section and the "Submit Your Diss" section offline until *sometime* on Tuesday, September 17th. And don't bother writing to the old email addresses I've been using, because I've already taken those offline for now. As for the new shit, one "Picture", 4 new "Hate Mails", 2 new "Song Lyrics", new names on the "Shit List", and finally 3 more "Comments" in the "Other Disses" section. Be sure to check out the comments by Jeff that mention the song where Dre says, "Suck it Marshall". I'm not fucking kidding either. I've posted a short clip of that song so all of you can hear Dr. Dre say to Eminem, "Suck it Marshall." So head over to the "Comments" section to hear it. MCL, DJ Jake |
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New Disses, Coming Breaks, and 9/11
9/9/02 |
Plenty of disses have been added today. Check out the sections of "Pictures", "Hate Mail", "Song Lyrics", "Interviews", "Comments", and the "Shit List" for the new updates. But first, read the rest of this message. "Pictures" has like 5 new pictures in the 2nd gallery. "Hate Mail" has like 5 new messages from stupid ass Femi-Fans. "Song Lyrics" has 3 new unsung lyrics. There's new email addresses for you to abuse on the "Shit List". There's a new "Interview", and also some new "Comments" you should read over. So check all that shit out. If I didn't post something you submitted, tough shit. I don't have to post everything, you know.
This second paragraph concerns my coming "breaks" from this website. It's a known fact that my major album and first LP entitled "DieKill" will be released sometime in 2003, but in order for me to have proper amounts of time to work on it, I must postpone working on this website from time to time. Therefore, from now on, once a month (probably no more than that), there will be a period of time (a few days to perhaps a week) where I DO NOT list the "Contacts" section and the "Submit Your Diss" section, so you cannot contact me while I'm working on new DieKill shit. When I'm on this "break" from the website, no email address will be listed for you to write to, and don't bother writing to any previous email addresses that were listed before, because they will have been disabled. I'll simply take a break to get shit done... whatever kind of "break" that is. And to let you know, this coming weekend, I'll be on "break"... however it won't be to work on DieKill stuff, it's a different reason that you shouldn't give two shits about, so there's no need for me to tell you. So just keep that shit in mind for now.
For those of you who are interested, or simply haven't heard it, I'm temporarily posting the sampler-intro to Insane Clown Posse's "Wraith Shangri-La Sampler". This is a 3:43 song-introduction by ICP talking about the coming LP album and 6th Joker's Card, "The Wraith: Shangri-La". Even if you hate ICP, just download this bitch and listen to it. Violent J keeps saying that the 6th is fresh as hell, and from what I've heard from it, he's absolutely RIGHT! But this song you're downloading isn't a song from the actual album, it's just something they quickly threw together to promote the coming LP. If you're a Femi-Fan, you'll better understand what ICP's all about if you listen to it. If you still don't understand, you're either fuckin' deaf or retarded. So hit that shit up by Clicking Here.
Moving on, I'm just dropping a note about 9/11. When the 1-year anniversary comes around, take some time to respect all the victims & shit... this goes for all you Femi-Haytaz AND Femi-Fans. Yes, I hate all you Femi-Fans, but you should still show some respect to what happened. Don't send me hate mail on 9/11 because that's just MAD fucked up if you do. If you want to take out your aggression, then go find some damned ragtop and beat his ass down. Beat up that one faggot that dressed up like Osama in that stupid ass "Without Me" video. |
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The Last Fucking Straw
9/6/02 |
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You probably didn't notice, but I did. This website was offline for at least an hour once again. Not my fault. I'm infallible. It's other people in this world that fuck things up. That's also why I don't trust anyone. Any-fuckin-way, I am officially parting with the website-hosting service that I have been using for the past month and a half. Supposedly, now the entire website of Slimanus.com and Feminem.com is back to a free server, but I intend to change that before the month is over. There are some big changes that you need to keep in mind now. First off, when you come to this website using Slimanus.com, you'll see that damned splashpage once again, where you have to click the picture to open a pop-up screen to enter the website. Deal with it. That's fuckin' life... just maximize the window that pops up, cuz that's the website. Feminem.com doesn't do that, long story. Anyway, the other change you should keep in mind is that MANY of the songs and interviews & whatever other big files will NOT be downloadable starting today. Since I've parted with their bullshit, I don't currently have the space to host those files. I will when I find another server. But I'm not going to fuckin' keep using a server that crashes 3 times a month. Fuck that shit. It's fuckin' sad when a free hosting place is more reliable than a fuckin' paid-for server. Whoever's in charge of what I used can straight up eat a dick. And I don't give a fuck if they say some shit like this in reply to my email, (They actually did say this): "We have had unnormally many problems with the server you are on the last month, so we will investigate further to see what needs to be done to prevent downtime again. We have servers that have been up and running 100% for a year now, so it very strange that this happens with the server you are on. But rest assured, this has top priority." I don't give a shit. 3 strikes and you're out bitch. |
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Putting Femi-Fans In Their Place
9/3/02 |
 I just randomly updated some more "Hate Mail" and "Pictures" and "Comments". As for the hate mail section, there's 4 new emails, including number 7 in the long line of BrandiBarbiGirl replies. My reply to her most recent email pretty much sums up everything. She has come a long way though, if you compare her responses with her 1st email ever... ha ha. There's also 3 other stupid Femi-Fans that needed some beat-down replies, so check those out. You'll definitely get a kick out of them. It's good to see that this website is fulfilling it's purpose in more than one way. And it continually grows in popularity, it'll be interesting to see where it's at come the next Gathering. Proving that Eminem is a fake-ass mainstream sell-out faggot who cares nothing for his fans is not the focus of this website, all of that has already been proven. All the Femi-Fans (Brown Mushrooms) just don't realize that this has already been proven, and they need to either be set in the proper direction, or put in their place. So if you happen to know a Femi-Fan, or just see one around (they're as common fire-hydrants), try to explain to them that they truly need to reconsider the reasons they have for liking Eminem. Most Femi-Fans will say something like, "Oh he's hot!" or "he's popular and rich!" Explain to them that there's more in this world than the superficial bullshit of appearance, popularity and money. And if they still don't understand, then you can beat 'em down. Or you can just beat them down before talking to them, it was their fault for liking that fake-ass bitch in the first place. Anyway, on a final note, I'm busy this week, so if you were going to submit something, I'd appreciate it if you could hold off on submitting it till the weekend. Thanks. MCL, DJ Jake |
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Massive Updation
9/1/02 |
All of that shit that you've been waiting to see in the last 8 or 9 days has finally been added to this website. First of all, I just wanted to say congratulations to Twiztid for winning the music video award for "Without Me". Yes, that's right, TWIZTID won that shit, because Eminem STOLE the whole Batman & Robin thing from Twiztid! So fuck Eminem for not coming up with his own shit. Also, thank you everyone who Booed Eminem after he dissed Moby! I personally don't care about Moby, but anyone who hates Eminem is my ally, and I'm thrilled to death to hear that Eminem was BOOED! Also, just one more personal website update, there was some downtime a few days ago, I don't know how many of you noticed, (I sure did), but that problem is once again fixed. These downtimes are NOT MY FAULT. Remember, back in July this website transferred to a paid-for server, so when the site is down, it's THEIR fuck-up, not mine. I informed them about the downtime (once again), and (once again) they refunded 1 month's worth of hosting fees. So far I ain't paid a fuckin' dime! But it still pisses me off that their server is that unreliable. Anyway, fuck this, you want to hear about the new disses!
The "Other Songs" section finally sees the song "Exhale" by Vanilla Ice posted. I've been looking for that song for a while and FINALLY found it recently, so now it's on this site. Oh yeah, I was going to post this song before you emailed me, Shorty. So anyway, check that song out. There's also a new song in the "Amateur Songs" section by someone called, "Armenian Rap Minor". I guess it's okay... you know, for an amateur song. Moving down the list, "Pictures" has about 10 new images you can check out in the 2nd gallery.
I also have some good news again! Your efforts have paid off! 7 more email addresses on the "Shit List" have been eliminated! One of those email addresses was a current "Hate Mail" email address. But there's also 6 new addresses on the list for you to abuse. And, as you would expect, the "Hate Mail" section has been updated with 8, YES 8 new hate mails & replies! Even BrandiBarbieGirl replied for the 6th time (still no titties). Be sure to screw with their addresses, and thank you in advance for your help. As you might also know, today is the 1st of the month, meaning the "Faggot of the Month" has been updated with a brand new faggot, Kevin Smothers! Be sure to diss his raciest ass, he's a damned bigot! Once you're done with all of that, head over to the "Other Disses" section and you'll find lots of new "Comments" and also a new "Interview". By the way, the comment (more like 5-page report) by Yucca Killer is worth checking out if you can spare 10 minutes or more. Like I said, TONS of shit was going to be posted today, so check it out, then tell your friends to check it out & all that shit. Also, for anyone who gives 2 shits about DJ Jake projects or events, head on over to www.djjake.com because I posted a rather legnthy message dealing with DKlan, new music, and current and upcoming projects. That's about all I have to say for now. Have a kick-ass day my fellow Femi-Haytaz. MCL,
DJ Jake |
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