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Do you post comments on websites outside of www.djjake.com, www.slimanus.com & www.feminem.com? |
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No! Any comments that you see posted on other websites by a "DJ Jake" are NOT posted by me. These are fake messages intended to diss this website. See... there's a lot of pussy Eminem fans that hate this website, and sometimes they try to get back at me by posting fake shit on other sites. Don't believe anything you see or read unless it's posted here, or at www.djjake.com. My Mp3.com site is also updated by me, so you can trust that too. (Here's the link). But all comments by a "DJ Jake" that are made outside of my 3 websites are FALSE STATEMENTS, and should be disregarded. Of course, only Femi-fans would be stupid enough to fall for it anyway. |
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Can I help you work on your website? |
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I am the only person who works on www.slimanus.com and www.feminem.com. I like doin' the whole thing by myself, cuz I'm more efficient that way. I'm also a selfish bastard and want to take all the credit for this website. But you CAN help me out by submitting Eminem disses so I can post them. And of course then I'll give credit to you for doin' that. |
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Can I take images from your website? |
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Since I can't stop you, you can take all you want. But if you're gonna post them on your website or for some purpose like that, I'd appreciate a link back to www.slimanus.com. If you do take pictures, please don't link to them from my site! I don't have enough bandwidth to handle all the downloads everyday. And to get more bandwidth, I'd have to pay $$, so fuck that! |
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Why don't you reply to my Emails? |
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If I'm not replying to your Emails (assuming I got them), then it's cuz 1 of 3 reasons. First of all, any and all "Hate Mail" goes unanswered. I don't waste my time with little kid Eminem fans. If I have an amusing reply to their hate, I post it in the "Hate Mail" section of this website. But I never reply to Hate Mail in person. Secondly, if you Email me asking a question that is answered in the FAQ section or any other section of this website, I will not reply to your Email. Your answer is probably staring you in the face. Lastly, I generally don't reply to *typical* fan mail. If you just say something like, "Your site kicks ass! Keep it up!", I really don't have a reply for you other than "Thanks." So I don't bother unless it's a comment or question that deserves an answer. But sometimes I do cuz Juggalos are the shit. Just don't get your hopes up. |
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Where can I download your Eminem diss song, "The Really Slim Penis"? |
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The song can be downloaded from the "Other Songs" page which you will find by clicking that link. When there just click the "Download This Song" link and it should start to download. Advanced users can right-click and save the file appropriately. |
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Why was www.slimanus.com and www.feminem.com offline from January 2002 to March 2002? |
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Lots of reasons why. Mainly I was sick of updating the sites constantly and just wanted a break. Another huge reason was @Home going bankrupt. When they did & went offline, I lost all my free hosting space, so I could no longer host my websites or Mp3s. Now I'm finally in possession of some free space, so I can host a few Mp3s and other large files. I also quit the bullshit job I was working so I have more time now. The site should be here to stay. |
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How do I submit an Eminem diss? |
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You will need to read the directions found in "Submit Your Diss". There you'll find out how to do it, and where to send it. |
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Can you help me with my website? |
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I know my site is fresh, and you wanna do something like it, but I simply don't have the time to give lessons on how to do something like this. But keep this in mind: All the scripting you see on this website was scripting that I TAUGHT MYSELF. I didn't know shit about scripting until like January 2001. That's when I first started browsing HTML tutorials on the web and teaching myself this shit. You can to. It's easy. |
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Why don't you use Flash on your website? |
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I do know how to use Flash, I just never liked the program. Perhaps WAY down the road I might use it for this website. But for now I'll just be sticking to HTML because it's easier for me to use. Personally I think a lot of the sites that use Flash are whack. And besides that, I'd have to maintain the HTML version of the website as well because not everyone has flash, or simply doesn't like it. |
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Can I link to your site from my website? |
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YES! The more links the better! Spread the word that Eminem is a little fake ass bitch! If they don't believe you, then show them this website. It has all the proof they should need. All I ask is that you Contact me & give me the link to your website so I can check it out too. |
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If you still have a question, contact DJ Jake Here. |
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