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Disclaimer:   Here is where you can buy some rare Slim Anus dissing merchandise. If you have a Feminem-dissing item that you wish to sell through this website, Contact DJ Jake and he'll put a link to your site from this page.
How Do I Buy?   If you wish to purchase something listed in this section, you must Contact DJ Jake, and tell him what you wish to purchase. You will then get a response informing you how much your order will cost, and it will give you further details about payment options.
Payment Methods:   Credit Cards are only accepted through PayPal, Money Orders and Cash are accepted as well. (No personal checks or CODs!)
Shipping (USA only):   $2.00 for the first item, more for extra items, but not much more.

Compact Discs
Agitated  DJ Jake - "Agitated"
Price:  $12.00 Released:  June 15th, 2002 Length:  41:08
Info: This is DJ Jake's first EP album. It contains 8 tracks of DJ Jake flava, including the Eminem diss song, "The Really Slim Penis", and also "Juggalo Pride", which contains a short Eminem diss. For more information about this album and other DJ Jake merchandise, visit www.djjake.com.
The Really Slim Penis II  DJ Jake - "The Really Slim Penis" (Single #2)
Price:  $7.00 Released:  August 29, 2001 Length:  5:21
Info: This CD-single was especially released for the celebration of this site going online. "The Really Slim Penis" was redone, and is at least twice as better than the original. For more information on this song Click Here. For more information about this single and other DJ Jake merchandise, visit www.djjake.com.
The Really Slim Penis  DJ Jake - "The Really Slim Penis" (Single #1)
Price:  $9.00 Released:  July 14, 2000 Length:  20:39
Info: This CD-single was made shortly after the completion of the original "The Really Slim Penis". It contains ICP's Eminem diss songs as well as Eminem's ICP diss songs on his Marshall Mathers CD. For more information about this single and other DJ Jake merchandise, visit www.djjake.com.

Posters
Slim Anus Poster  Slim Anus Poster
Price:  $5.00 Released:  April 22, 2002 Length:  17" x 11"
Info: This poster was created by DJ Jake. Actual size is 17" by 11". It's not huge, but you can show off your Eminem-Haytin' spirit with it. There's a bigger version of the picture in the "Pictures" section.