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Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:45 pm
		ihatelife wrote: Why do we need air? You sure don't need my air.
		What the douche?

Echolette
Posts: 13093 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:48 pm
		I got a question for you Jake... Why are you so sexy?  *waits for a smart assed comment*
		"Isn't it mildly ironic that most of the people who are against Abortions, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" ~George Carlin "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."  ~Florynce R. Kennedy

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:49 pm
		Druss wrote: Do fish get thirsty? I imagine if you do fish, you'll get thirsty. Druss wrote: Do vampires get AIDS? Only if they're homosexual and bite something else.   Druss wrote: What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? How many different rednecks they've given syphilis.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:51 pm
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: How awesome do I look when Beast Boyed up? About as awesome as you do when you're not.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:52 pm
		Echolette wrote: Why are you so sexy? So I can explore your panties.
		What the douche?

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:56 pm
		When was the last time your husband farted in your face?
		PENIS

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:57 pm
		Why am I obese?
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:02 pm
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: When was the last time your husband farted in your face? Ask EB in a thread full of stupid questions to her.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:03 pm
		Omega B wrote: Why am I obese? To balance out my skinny ass.
		What the douche?

Echolette
Posts: 13093 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:04 pm
		Why does my throat hurt?
		"Isn't it mildly ironic that most of the people who are against Abortions, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" ~George Carlin "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."  ~Florynce R. Kennedy

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:58 pm
		Where's my burrito?
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:01 pm
		Where's my burrito flavored KY Jelly? Last edited by Rabid Hyena on Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:12 pm; edited 1 time in total
		PENIS

Damen
Posts: 4419 Joined: 07 Jan 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:11 pm
		Why haven't I been smited for all my god-can-suck-my-ass type comments?
		"Fear my .45" "If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette 'Till Next Time, ~John Damen

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:21 pm
		Damen wrote: Why haven't I been smited for all my god-can-suck-my-ass type comments? *smites thee*    < you after being smited
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:31 pm
		Essix wrote: Omega B wrote: Why am I obese? To balance out my skinny ass. Ying and yang...  Jake the ying and brad is the yang, because yang sounds fatter then ying.
		Why so serious?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:41 am
		Echolette wrote: Why does my throat hurt? Sorry I made you swallow.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:42 am
		Oddler wrote: Where's my burrito? Probably coming out the other end by now...
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:43 am
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: Where's my burrito flavored KY Jelly? Check Oddler's ass.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:44 am
		Damen wrote: Why haven't I been smited for all my god-can-suck-my-ass type comments? Godeth waiteth until thou art dead... ith.
		What the douche?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:51 am
		Why are your answers funnier than the questions?
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:24 am
		DURRRR Who set us up the bomb? What crawled up fanny and died? What is 2 + 2? Has you some time play football? Who took the chicken of the plate and put it in the fridge? Why did the chicken cross the road? Does my arse look fat in these checkered trousers?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Damen
Posts: 4419 Joined: 07 Jan 2004		Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:31 am
		Why are crappy songs stuck in my head?
		"Fear my .45" "If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette 'Till Next Time, ~John Damen

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:52 pm
		Druss wrote: Has you some time play football? Might want to specify if it's american or that bloody boringly dull english version.
		Why so serious?

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:04 am
		Omega B wrote: Essix wrote: House of Bizkits wrote: How much ass, could a jackass jack, if a jackass could jack ass. Ass the mirror, Jack! Burn. only flamers burn.
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:45 pm
		psychopathic midget wrote: Omega B wrote: Essix wrote: House of Bizkits wrote: How much ass, could a jackass jack, if a jackass could jack ass. Ass the mirror, Jack! Burn. only flamers burn. ...or someone covered in gasoline.
		Would you like to see my mask??

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:44 pm
		What is love?
		9 months in the damned military.

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:02 pm
		Why are alot of guys assholes?

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:50 am
		Murderous Joe wrote: Druss wrote: Has you some time play football? Might want to specify if it's american or that bloody boringly dull english version. It's a reference to this cartoon: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail43.html :P
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:22 pm
		Here's a question:  Why aren't you answering questions? Answer:  He's too drunk tonight.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:24 pm
		Omega B wrote: Here's a question:  Why aren't you answering questions? Answer:  He's too drunk tonight. That fucking figures

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:24 pm
		EvilBitch wrote: Why are alot of guys assholes? Because they're full of shit.
		Why so serious?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:25 pm
		We should ask DJ Coldpepper some dumb questions, too.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:27 pm
		Omega B wrote: We should ask DJ Coldpepper some dumb questions, too. Then ask.
		Why so serious?

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:36 pm
		Ok, why do you call yourself a Cold Pepper?
		Would you like to see my mask??

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:20 pm
		Murderous Joe wrote: EvilBitch wrote: Why are alot of guys assholes? Because they're full of shit.   Wow the you are one of the first guys to admit that.

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:26 pm
		Guy?  He's a girl.  Joe is short for Joanna.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Echolette
Posts: 13093 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:58 pm
		Why can't men give birth?
		"Isn't it mildly ironic that most of the people who are against Abortions, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" ~George Carlin "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."  ~Florynce R. Kennedy

AGENT-ADAIR
Posts: 58 Joined: 04 Nov 2005		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:04 pm
		Why dus feminem fan tipe liek dis?
		DONT THINK.

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:29 pm
		What about: LiKe ThIs ()R /1k3 7/-/i5

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:34 pm
		EvilBitch wrote: What about: LiKe ThIs ()R /1k3 7/-/i5 Because we're l33t and we can never be B33t
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

AGENT-ADAIR
Posts: 58 Joined: 04 Nov 2005		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:41 pm
		Oddler wrote: EvilBitch wrote: What about: LiKe ThIs ()R /1k3 7/-/i5 Because we're l33t and we can never be B33t 133ts r g33ks.
		DONT THINK.

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:51 pm
		Oddler wrote: EvilBitch wrote: What about: LiKe ThIs ()R /1k3 7/-/i5 Because we're l33t and we can never be B33t Your a 133t?

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:08 pm
		Bah    ....stupid nublets
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

Homshabom
Posts: 5679 Joined: 22 Jan 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:13 pm
		AGENT-ADAIR wrote: Oddler wrote: EvilBitch wrote: What about: LiKe ThIs ()R /1k3 7/-/i5 Because we're l33t and we can never be B33t 133ts r g33ks. That may be, but geeks rock. I'm a geek, and I'm fuckin' great. Anyway, Essix, "Why am I so fucking amazing?"

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:14 pm
		What makes a person a geek?
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:56 pm
		Why aren't hot fries as hot as they used to be?
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:15 pm
		Why is it when i drop something on the ground, it ends up somewhere COMPLETELY different than where i dropped it?
		Would you like to see my mask??

Hektik Juggalo
Posts: 7873 Joined: 09 Jan 2004		Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:39 pm
		Hey jake.. if i push my belly button does my ass fall off?
		I choke um, Kill um, stab um, right.

Oddler
Posts: 2544 Joined: 03 Jan 2004		Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:47 pm
		Are these questions annoying you yet Essix?
		Give me liberty or give me pizza pie!  http://shaggyliberty.ytmnd.com/

Damen
Posts: 4419 Joined: 07 Jan 2004		Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:03 am
		Why isn't Essix answering our questions?
		"Fear my .45" "If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette 'Till Next Time, ~John Damen

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