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Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5365 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:39 am
		Damen wrote: Why isn't Essix answering our questions? Probably because he's working on some new freshness... Or a hangover.
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:20 am
		Duh
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:42 pm
		Oberon, the Dragon wrote: Probably because he's working on some new freshness... Or a hangover.   I'd say option 2.
		Why so serious?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:49 pm
		I'd say option closed-minded Republican.  {LoC} Either that or Jesus.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

The Puppet Master
Posts: 6024 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:54 am
		Use the Force to locate him
		Yo Puppet Master I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but [insert random poster here] had one of the best signatures of all time!

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:29 pm
		why must i wank at night?
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:43 pm
		Cuz your parents are asleep.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Glitch
Posts: 3440 Joined: 28 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:27 am
		Who invented sex?
		Just pull the trigger, we can make a game out of it!

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:09 am
		Omega B wrote: Cuz your parents are asleep. OMG you kno... hey you're not essix!
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

KweenVictoria
Posts: 1077 Joined: 13 Oct 2005		Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:45 pm
		How did you come to have such cool people on here?
		Cry alone, I've gone away No more nights, no more pain I've gone alone, took all my strength I've made the change, I won't see you tonight

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:18 pm
		psychopathic midget wrote: Omega B wrote: Cuz your parents are asleep. OMG you kno... hey you're not essix! I have been appointed (by me) as Essix official spokesman.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:38 am
		Essix, should I post if I've got nothing to express?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:46 pm
		Omega B wrote: Why are your answers funnier than the questions? Because I'm smarter than the people asking.    Booo! *catches a shoe and a head of lettuce* Druss wrote: Who set us up the bomb? God... those are his fireworks. Druss wrote: What crawled up fanny and died? His son when he wasn't watching. Druss wrote: What is 2 + 2? A kinky foursome. Druss wrote: Has you some time play football? Handball is more comfortable. Druss wrote: Who took the chicken of the plate and put it in the fridge? KFC's manager, for use tomorrow under a heat lamp. Druss wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a religious chicken. Druss wrote: Does my arse look fat in these checkered trousers? Your arse always looks fat regardless. Damen wrote: Why are crappy songs stuck in my head? Because you listen to your iPod while taking a shit. Holland Villager wrote: What is love? A four letter word that screws you over. I love you/I fuck you, essentially the same thing when it comes to relationships. EvilBitch wrote: Why are alot of guys assholes? It's all you can attract. Omega B wrote: Why aren't you answering questions? No one was contributing to the "make Essix a six-millionaire" program. Night Prowler wrote: Ok, why do you call yourself a Cold Pepper? He's a generic chilly pepper. Echolette wrote: Why can't men give birth? They do, they give it to you. AGENT-ADAIR wrote: Why dus Feminem fan tipe liek dis? They think it's "cool" to be stupid. Homshabom wrote: Why am I so fucking amazing? Your wife teaches you well. Oddler wrote: What makes a person a geek? Greece. Oh, a GEEK... Intellectual success. Omega B wrote: Why aren't hot fries as hot as they used to be? Most of your taste buds have burned off. Night Prowler wrote: Why is it when i drop something on the ground, it ends up somewhere COMPLETELY different than where i dropped it? Like the kids at the pool? Hektik Juggalo wrote: Hey jake.. if i push my belly button does my ass fall off? No... but if you push my belly button, your ass is liable to be hacked off. Oddler wrote: Are these questions annoying you yet Essix? Does Fanny have a dead baby in his ass? Damen wrote: Why isn't Essix answering our questions? My nickname ain't Jeeves. psychopathic midget wrote: why must i wank at night? To prevent nocturnal emissions. Glitch wrote: Who invented sex? God, and let us give thanks for it.   lett4life wrote: How did you come to have such cool people on here? We booted the rest. Holland Villager wrote: Essix, should I post if I've got nothing to express? Isn't that what you do anyway?
		What the douche?

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:56 pm
		How does Da Foxxy masturbate?
		PENIS

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:01 pm
		Why does Hektik spell his name with K's?
		Would you like to see my mask??

Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5365 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:05 pm
		Night Prowler wrote: Why does Hektik spell his name with K's? Because he's too cool to spell right!
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Hektik Juggalo
Posts: 7873 Joined: 09 Jan 2004		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:09 pm
		Should i spell it wit c's?
		I choke um, Kill um, stab um, right.

HalloweenMeyers
Posts: 558 Joined: 20 Nov 2005		Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:59 pm
		I have no question, Homshabom wrote: Why am I so fucking amazing? Your wife teaches you well. I just wanted to say Thank You Very Much!
		4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:35 am
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: How does Da Foxxy masturbate? Um... she uses the tambourine.
		What the douche?

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:15 am
		Why did the Spam detonate your chicken?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:16 pm
		Hey, Essix, can I ask you a question?
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:44 pm
		?

Glitch
Posts: 3440 Joined: 28 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:31 pm
		Hey S-6, why are feces brown?
		Just pull the trigger, we can make a game out of it!

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:32 pm
		Night Prowler wrote: Why does Hektik spell his name with K's? The "c" key is broken on his keyboard.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:34 pm
		Hektik Juggalo wrote: Should i spell it wit c's? No, spell it with "sea"s = Heseatisea Juggalo.
		What the douche?

EssixIsAwesome
Posts: 2727 Joined: 24 May 2004		Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:50 pm
		Essix wrote: Hektik Juggalo wrote: Should i spell it wit c's? No, spell it with "sea"s = Heseatisea Juggalo. Hahahaha
		Do it to it

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:52 pm
		Druss wrote: Why did the Spam detonate your chicken? It needed spare parts to grow. Omega B wrote: Hey, Essix, can I ask you a question? Only if you know who you is. Night Prowler wrote: ? Nah, just :ecstatic: Night Prowler wrote: Hey S-6, why are feces brown? Stop eating dirt.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:36 am
		What is lottery?
		9 months in the damned military.

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:13 am
		Do i stroke it to the east? Do I stroke it to the west? Or do i stroke it to the woman i love best?
		Would you like to see my mask??

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:45 am
		I love breasts.
		9 months in the damned military.

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:46 am
		How many funerals has Dala been to, not counting the ones that have taken place in her womb?
		PENIS

Glitch
Posts: 3440 Joined: 28 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:23 pm
		Hey Essix, why is the earth round?  And another question... Essix wrote: Night Prowler wrote: Hey S-6, why are feces brown? Stop eating dirt. Why did you call me Night Prowler instead of my real name?!
		Just pull the trigger, we can make a game out of it!

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:27 am
		Night Prowler wrote: Do i stroke it to the east? Do I stroke it to the west? Or do i stroke it to the woman i love best? You stroke it in the opposite direction your computer monitor is facing.
		What the douche?

Animatron
Posts: 2150 Joined: 22 Feb 2004		Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:17 am
		Why do fools fall in love?
		I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous.  Can't relax Can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me.  I'm a real live wire

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:28 am
		Holland Villager wrote: What is lottery? Considering I'll never win, who knows! Holland Villager wrote: I love breasts. Female or male?   BlackWolf4830 wrote: How many funerals has Dala been to, not counting the ones that have taken place in her womb? I'm wouldn't doubt she yanked a few out of the womb first and then performed the acts necessary to evoke a backyard funeral, so 3. Glitch wrote: Hey Essix, why is the earth round? Because gravity is centralized around mass. Glitch wrote: Why did you call me Night Prowler instead of my real name?!     Because gravity is centralized around mass.  :laughing: Animatron wrote: Why do fools fall in love? Because they're fools.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:15 am
		What are shemale breasts?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:26 pm
		Holland Villager wrote: What are shemale breasts? Inflated bull tits.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:19 pm
		How come all I got were pictures of a man's pectorals each with a bull's head tattoo when I googled "bull tits"?
		9 months in the damned military.

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:47 pm
		Good thing this is ask Essix dumb questions
		PENIS

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:33 pm
		Holland Villager wrote: How come all I got were pictures of a man's pectorals each with a bull's head tattoo when I googled "bull tits"? His girlfriend has a thing for bestiality but wants to keep it legal.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:16 am
		Not depending on what I post next, what would be something you'd ask me?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:24 pm
		Holland Villager wrote: what would be something you'd ask me? What would you think I'd ask you about something you'd think I'd be asking about you?
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:35 am
		You go first. Well?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:47 am
		B!
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:58 am
		That's an inquiry?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:50 am
		Holland Villager wrote: That's an inquiry? Holland Villager wrote: Something... profound, when it actually is simple and sensible
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:26 am
		*stumped*
		9 months in the damned military.

Damen
Posts: 4419 Joined: 07 Jan 2004		Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:41 am
		Why is Kwestyles so fixated on us being racists? When and/or why was CHRISTIAN assimilated into the Borg Collective?
		"Fear my .45" "If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette 'Till Next Time, ~John Damen

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:09 am
		Why do I keep coming here only to find hardly anything to reply to?
		9 months in the damned military.

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:08 am
		? :embarassed:? ), ?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

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