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Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:18 pm
		Keep the stupid smartassed questions here. What colour is my underwear? Where do babies come from? Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Kwestyles
Posts: 3221 Joined: 31 Dec 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:04 pm
		Druss wrote: What colour is my underwear? Don't know and don't wanna know. Quote: Where do babies come from? Pussy. Actually the male carries the baby first....in it's you know what. Then comes sex, then comes the big switch-a-roo. Quote: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Hmm, it's not the Big Bang Theory. I believe it's when comets and asteroids landed on Earth killing all of it's living creaturs excluding human beings.
		Tame One (From The Artifacts)- "Some whack crook, took my blackbook, i know who took it, I know his old tag cus' the fag writes his name crooked"

Homshabom
Posts: 5679 Joined: 22 Jan 2004		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:06 pm
		Kwestyles wrote: Pussy. Actually the male carries the baby first....in it's you know what. WHAT!? They are in.....me? *starts to repeatedly punch ball-sac*
		"Run! I meant AWAY!" Sazh (Final Fantasy 13) PSN - Homshabom99

Kwestyles
Posts: 3221 Joined: 31 Dec 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:17 pm
		Why are you trying to abort your own child?
		Tame One (From The Artifacts)- "Some whack crook, took my blackbook, i know who took it, I know his old tag cus' the fag writes his name crooked"

Homshabom
Posts: 5679 Joined: 22 Jan 2004		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:19 pm
		Kwestyles wrote:  Why are you trying to abort your own child? *Stops punching ball-sac* Kwestyles? It hurts where I pee.
		"Run! I meant AWAY!" Sazh (Final Fantasy 13) PSN - Homshabom99

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:22 pm
		Kwestyles wrote: -snip- Is your name Essix?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:33 pm
		But really, how is Phat Knutz doing now?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:29 pm
		Druss wrote: What colour is my underwear? Depends how long you wear it. Druss wrote: Where do babies come from? Your left nut. Druss wrote: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? The Endangered Species Act hadn't been created yet.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:31 pm
		Holland Villager wrote: But really, how is Phat Knutz doing now? Boning a divorced-not-more-than-a-month-ago girl in Denver.
		What the douche?

Glitch
Posts: 3440 Joined: 28 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:09 pm
		To Essix:  What's in a fart?
		Just pull the trigger, we can make a game out of it!

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:14 pm
		Why does my peepee hole often get connected to my anus?
		PENIS

White Lightning
Posts: 1836 Joined: 07 Apr 2004		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:31 pm
		What is the meaning of life?

Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5365 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:42 pm
		.... Who farted?
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5365 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:44 pm
		White Lightning wrote: What is the meaning of life? It ends.  Or was it 42?  I'm not sure...
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:47 pm
		I don't get the whole "42" thing. I heard that punchline somewhere
		PENIS

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:34 am
		Glitch wrote: To Essix:  What's in a fart? Fanny.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:36 am
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: Why does my peepee hole often get connected to my anus? Because you have subliminal thoughts of fucking your own ass.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:38 am
		White Lightning wrote: What is the meaning of life? A movie released in 1983.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:39 am
		Oberon, the Dragon wrote: Who farted? Simply look for the giggling person.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:57 am
		Tee hee...
		9 months in the damned military.

Homshabom
Posts: 5679 Joined: 22 Jan 2004		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:38 am
		Essix wrote: White Lightning wrote: What is the meaning of life? A movie released in 1983.    Awesome. Great movie too.
		"Run! I meant AWAY!" Sazh (Final Fantasy 13) PSN - Homshabom99

Kwestyles
Posts: 3221 Joined: 31 Dec 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:43 pm
		Druss wrote: Kwestyles wrote: -snip- Is your name Essix? No but i wish i was. That way i can delete this thread.
		Tame One (From The Artifacts)- "Some whack crook, took my blackbook, i know who took it, I know his old tag cus' the fag writes his name crooked"

XI
Posts: 4412 Joined: 14 Feb 2005		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:39 pm
		Holland Villager wrote: Tee hee... IT WAS YOU!!!! YOU SMELLY CUNT!!!! *sprays him with air freshener*
		I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.   Revelation 22:13

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:39 pm
		Kwestyles wrote: Druss wrote: Kwestyles wrote: -snip- Is your name Essix? No but i wish i was. That way i can delete this thread. :))  Tru.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:41 pm
		Hmm, does Essix own any potted plants?
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:13 am
		Holland Villager wrote: Hmm, does Essix own any potted plants? Does mold in an unwashed pan sitting in the kitchen sink count?
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:21 am
		Sure. They don't need any care I suppose.
		9 months in the damned military.

House of Bizkits
Posts: 9936 Joined: 26 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:21 am
		How much ass, could a jackass jack, if a jackass could jack ass.
		LESBIANS

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:19 pm
		I just have to ask. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:21 pm
		Why didn't Xandir and Spanky have buttsex in Drawn Together?
		PENIS

House of Bizkits
Posts: 9936 Joined: 26 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:14 pm
		Who killed Kenny?
		LESBIANS

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:18 pm
		House of Bizkits wrote: Who killed Kenny? Oops I did.

ihatelife
Posts: 5537 Joined: 20 Aug 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:17 pm
		Why do we need air?
		Rest In Peace, Michael Jackson 1958-2009. i have just discovered that i have Native Blood in me as well! I have the right to talk about MY country as much as any other Native American!

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:23 pm
		ihatelife wrote: Why do we need air? Because our cells need it to produce energy.
		Why so serious?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:25 pm
		YOU, my friend, are NOT JAKE!
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:27 pm
		Omega B wrote: YOU, my friend, are NOT JAKE! Or so you think!!!  Essix is my stand in and bodyguard.
		Why so serious?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:29 pm
		Murderous Joe wrote: ZOMG!  You're teh terminator!
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:31 pm
		Omega B wrote: ZOMG!  You're the terminator!  Ya feel me? You're Tick Dawg.
		Why so serious?

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:56 pm
		Kwestyles wrote: Druss wrote: Kwestyles wrote: -snip- Is your name Essix? No but i wish i was. That way i can delete this thread. This thread wasn't deleted
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14161 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:09 pm
		Druss wrote: This thread wasn't deleted Could be.
		Why so serious?

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:19 pm
		Nah, I doubt it. Dumb questions need a place don't they? Like spam threads. By the way, I think I'll ask Essix some more stupid questions: Do fish get thirsty? Do vampires get AIDS? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

EvilBitch
Posts: 1889 Joined: 09 Apr 2005		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:23 pm
		Druss wrote: Nah, I doubt it. Dumb questions need a place don't they? Like spam threads. By the way, I think I'll ask Essix some more stupid questions: Do fish get thirsty? Do vampires get AIDS? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? Those are good question damn never though about those questions   Oh yeah I would guess sheep would count people?

XI
Posts: 4412 Joined: 14 Feb 2005		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:20 pm
		White Lightning wrote: What is the meaning of life? 42
		I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.   Revelation 22:13

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:30 pm
		No, 42 is the answer to everything, not the meaning of life.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:40 pm
		House of Bizkits wrote: How much ass, could a jackass jack, if a jackass could jack ass. Ass the mirror, Jack!
		What the douche?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:40 pm
		Essix wrote: House of Bizkits wrote: How much ass, could a jackass jack, if a jackass could jack ass. Ass the mirror, Jack! Burn.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Rabid Hyena
Posts: 10709 Joined: 10 Sep 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:41 pm
		How awesome do I look when Beast Boyed up?
		PENIS

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:43 pm
		EvilBitch wrote: I just have to ask. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As long as it has the strength to do so. Damn the un-funny questions.
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:44 pm
		BlackWolf4830 wrote: Why didn't Xandir and Spanky have buttsex in Drawn Together? A lack of drawn buttholes perhaps?
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:44 pm
		House of Bizkits wrote: Who killed Kenny? My ass when it farted.
		What the douche?

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