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Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:11 am
		It's about time I made an official spam thread for myself to simply post whatever randomness my brain decides to spout. Others can use this thread accordingly too. I know most threads turn to gibberish anyway, but at least this one is official. B(o)(o)TY! Last edited by Essix on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:54 pm; edited 2 times in total
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:44 am
		*Yawn* Well this got boring fast.
		What the douche?

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:50 am
		I'll say, this thread is almost as desolate as wyoming.
		Would you like to see my mask??

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:06 am
		B(.)(.)BIES!!!!!!!
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:45 pm
		Essix wrote: *Yawn* Well this got boring fast. El Oh El. And El Mao (Zedong) at this thread.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Echolette
Posts: 13093 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:00 pm
		Essix wrote: *Yawn* Well this got boring fast. You get bored too easily. Let's play Doctor.
		"Isn't it mildly ironic that most of the people who are against Abortions, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" ~George Carlin "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."  ~Florynce R. Kennedy

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:31 pm
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:30 pm
		That man has no boner.
		What the douche?

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:38 pm
		Essix wrote: That man has no boner. Would you have an erection if you were laying on a table still awake with holes cut in you?
		Would you like to see my mask??

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:44 pm
		I'm sure some twisted sicko would get off on it.
		What the douche?

Zirconium Pants
Posts: 3720 Joined: 15 Dec 2004		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:49 pm
		Essix wrote: I'm sure some twisted sicko would get off on it. *cough*Backstreet Boys*cough*
		Would you like to see my mask??

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:58 pm
		Fanny X³
		What the douche?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:05 am
		That dude's pregnant too.
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:27 pm
		Hmm... a version of the game with Fanny cut open and you have to remove the baby from his ass.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:31 pm
		Butt-Birth. I don't think any tangible game set has that name yet, is there?
		9 months in the damned military.

Animatron
Posts: 2150 Joined: 22 Feb 2004		Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:55 pm
		This thread is boooooooooooooring. Did you know that everyone is somewhat dyslexic?  This means they can understand any written word as long as the first and last letters are correct.  For example: Did you konw taht eonverye is swomeaht dsylexic?  Tihs maens tehy can udnerstand any wittren wrod as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteres are cocrret.  For eaxmple:
		I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous.  Can't relax Can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me.  I'm a real live wire

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:56 pm
		I'm sure there are exceptions though.
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:22 am
		I did know that... Forgot where from though.  Too much beer tonight.  Tired sleepy.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:45 pm
		Damn, I'm zesty and sleepy in the morning.
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:17 pm
		I'm groggy in the mizzle.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:14 am
		I just increased the digital vibrance(or so they labeled it as) of my display.
		9 months in the damned military.

Echolette
Posts: 13093 Joined: 25 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:29 pm
		*gives Jake four 12-packs of Dr. P*
		"Isn't it mildly ironic that most of the people who are against Abortions, are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" ~George Carlin "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."  ~Florynce R. Kennedy

Druss
Posts: 17619 Joined: 25 May 2004		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:23 pm
		*digs into 12 packets of Nik Nacks*
		I am Steven De Cecco, I am very hard, I am so fucking hard, and at this moment I am the hardest I've ever been.

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:34 pm
		Doctor Pee...
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:32 pm
		Echolette wrote: *gives Jake four 12-packs of Dr. P* Sweet! Now I have about 16 of those again.
		What the douche?

ihatelife
Posts: 5537 Joined: 20 Aug 2004		Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:12 pm
		80087355
		Rest In Peace, Michael Jackson 1958-2009. i have just discovered that i have Native Blood in me as well! I have the right to talk about MY country as much as any other Native American!

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:40 am
		Boobtess?
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:54 am
		Boobtress.
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:15 am
		Boobless.
		What the douche?

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:20 am
		I'm flat-chested.
		9 months in the damned military.

Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5363 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:12 am
		Holland Villager wrote: I'm flat-chested. Thank God!  You'd look odd with some boobies.
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Homshabom
Posts: 5679 Joined: 22 Jan 2004		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:15 am
		Oberon, the Dragon wrote: Holland Villager wrote: I'm flat-chested. Thank God!  You'd look odd with some boobies. But....I've got boobs...
		"Run! I meant AWAY!" Sazh (Final Fantasy 13) PSN - Homshabom99

Oberon, the Dragon
Posts: 5363 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:18 am
		Homshabom wrote: Oberon, the Dragon wrote: Holland Villager wrote: I'm flat-chested. Thank God!  You'd look odd with some boobies. But....I've got boobs... Yeah, but you're a big guy.  Holland's a lil' skinny fucker, so it'd look really odd if he had boobs.
		De gustibus non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.) Ria of the Dark Carnival=My Shangri-La

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14160 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:29 pm
		Oberon, the Dragon wrote: Yeah, but you're a big guy.  Holland's a lil' skinny fucker, so it'd look really odd if he had boobs. If HV had boobs, he'd never leave the house.
		Why so serious?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:54 pm
		If I had boobs, I'd have to squeeze them back to flat.
		What the douche?

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:52 am
		Essix wrote: If I had boobs, I'd have to squeeze them back to flat. have fun with that.
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:46 pm
		Murderous Joe wrote: If HV had boobs, he'd never leave the house. B-b-bingo. x53
		9 months in the damned military.

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:02 pm
		[_o_]  (oo)   | |
		What the douche?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:55 pm
		^^^ Does that only look correct for me?
		What the douche?

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14160 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:05 pm
		A fat woman holding her arms up as her tits are at the middle of her stomach.
		Why so serious?

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:08 pm
		Yeah pretty much.  Look at it upside down!  An alien face thing!
		What the douche?

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14160 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:09 pm
		It's a robot.
		Why so serious?

Omega B
Posts: 30995 Joined: 21 Mar 2004		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:10 pm
		I just turned my entire computer upside down, and I didn't see it...
		“From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to complacency; From complacency to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.” Alexander Tytler

Murderous Joe
Posts: 14160 Joined: 02 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:12 pm
		It's a fat robot!!! O_O
		Why so serious?

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:29 pm
		73h 1337n355!!!!
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Holland Villager
Posts: 33434 Joined: 27 Oct 2003		Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:40 am
		Essix wrote: [_o_]  (oo)   | | Showin' off your biceps(?) while you're bloated... with two belly-buttons.
		9 months in the damned military.

D. Kauz
Posts: 7063 Joined: 02 Jan 2004		Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:06 pm
		DONG!
		iFallbrook.

psychopathic_midget
Posts: 8279 Joined: 13 Mar 2005		Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:35 pm
		BONG!
		"Embrace our impermanence, for we all are perishable." -Cryptopsy

Essix
Posts: 4685 Joined: 12 Oct 2003		Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:47 pm
		ET FONG HONG KONG!
		What the douche?

Damen
Posts: 4419 Joined: 07 Jan 2004		Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:59 pm
		*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
		"Fear my .45" "If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette 'Till Next Time, ~John Damen

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