The Doodlings of Jake's Subconscious

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Post  Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:57 pm
 
I'm a doodler. Give me a piece of paper, a writing utensil and some boredom and you have yourself a new masterpiece from my subconscious. My doodlings are usually affected by the current events surrounding me as I'm doodling, and moods are often reflected in whatever is drawn on the paper.

I came across a sticky note that I made about 4 months ago. In the case below, I was on the phone (on hold) waiting to speak with the manager of a USPS post office to complain about a package I sent "Priority" mail but they screwed up and sent it "Parcel" (took 12 days instead of 2 to deliver). But "Charlie" was an absolute asshole basically making up excuses why he couldn't refund the difference between the two methods back to me despite the post office's incompetence. He gave me his email address for me to forward my documented proof of their error, but obviously my mind was focused on other things, ha ha ha. I especially like the Pac-Man going after the ghost.





I'm sure I have far better examples made during High School and College lectures, but I'll start with this one. Feel free to post your own doodles here too.
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Post  Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:57 pm
 
...waka waka waka!
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Post  Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:16 pm
 
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Post  Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:28 am
 
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Post  Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:22 pm
 
Here's a doodle that I just created instantly:


Just pull the trigger, we can make a game out of it!

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Post  Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:08 am
 
I made at least a dozen 2-sided pages of doodles from late High School during various teacher's lectures. Here is one of the sides created in May of 1999 (this would be Junior year in High School, 17 years old):




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Post  Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:42 pm
 
LMAO!  Maybe es porque I'm a Londoner. Laughing Looks like some of the doodles I used to do in high school... I'd write random shit so they wouldn't know I was drawing and paying absolutely no attention to them.
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Post  Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:09 pm
 
I fucked with my teachers, cause I doodled all the time and they thought I wasn't paying attention at all, but I could always tell them what they said, despite the fact I was into my doodling. Laughing Multi-tasking is ftw!1!!!
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Post  Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:50 am
 
These are excellent doodlings, man. Especially love the High School one. Hope to see more!
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Post  Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:54 pm
 
Glitch wrote:
Here's a doodle that I just created instantly:

This Money Everywhere?  Perplexed

Oberon, the Dragon wrote:
LMAO!  Maybe es porque I'm a Londoner.

Ha ha... yeah... must've had that song stuck in my head during my Spanish class.

Murderous Joe wrote:
I fucked with my teachers, cause I doodled all the time and they thought I wasn't paying attention at all, but I could always tell them what they said, despite the fact I was into my doodling

Doodling assists in the learning process!

Lord Desolator wrote:
These are excellent doodlings, man. Especially love the High School one. Hope to see more!

Thanks! I'll post some more soon.
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Post  Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:08 pm
 
DJ Jake wrote:
Doodling assists in the learning process!


DOODLING, FUCK YEAH!  COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN' FACTS YEAH!
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Post  Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:10 pm
 
I remember drawing this, scanning it and printing it on one of those T-shirt iron-on pages. Either the high school administration took issue with the shirt or I didn't risk wearing the shirt a second time, but regardless I only have the drawing these days... circa 1999:


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Post  Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:36 am
 
DJ Jake wrote:
Doodling assists in the learning process!


It's on CNN, therefore they are WRONG LOL.
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Post  Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:45 am
 
Haha that Nuts illustration is gold. I'm reminded of the "nibble Nobby's nuts" (or whatever it was) slogan. Laughing
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Post  Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:11 pm
 
DJ Jake wrote:
I remember drawing this, scanning it and printing it on one of those T-shirt iron-on pages. Either the high school administration took issue with the shirt or I didn't risk wearing the shirt a second time, but regardless I only have the drawing these days... circa 1999:


Laughing
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Post  Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:24 pm
 


Was throwing away some to-do lists. Must've been distracted with a red pen. Never did finish the list. The one in the lower corner was a purchase list from a liquidating Sears location. Why dead people have good sex... I have no idea.  Laughing
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